The American Association of Patriots presents How to talk to your cat about gun safety and abstinence, drugs, satanism, and other dangers that threaten their nine lives /

"Based on three 'zines that have collectively sold 35,000 copies, a parody guidebook for people to use to teach their cats about gun safety, abstinence, evolution, and other important right-wing concerns, which crosses the whimsy of Cat Fancy with the paranoia of a Chick Tract"--