No country for old gnomes /
"War is coming, and it's gonna be Pell. On one side stand the gnomes: smol, cheerful, possessing tidy cardigans and no taste for cruelty. On the other side sit the halflings, proudly astride their war alpacas, carrying bags of grenades and hungry for a fight. And pretty much anything else....
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| Format: | Book |
| Language: | English |
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New York :
Del Rey, an imprint of Random House,
[2019]
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| Edition: | First edition. |
| Series: | Dawson, Delilah S. Tales of Pell ;
2. |
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Table of Contents:
- In a Cave Just Positively Riddled with Blood and Gecko Toes
- Beset by Naked Halfling Malice
- Beneath the Sweaty Onion Flesh of a Rogue
- Across the Lea and Fuming in the Tenebrous Darkness
- On the Dew-Slobbered Slopes of the Honeymelon Hills
- Aclatter with a Surfeit of Brooms in a Strategic Mobile Habitat
- Inside an Oven Disturbingly Full of Bones
- Afoul of the Fearful Cabbage Pastor of Misree
- Through a Cold Blü Sky Bereft of Fluffee Egges
- Surrounded by Distressingly Beardless Chins and the Grumbles of the Elderly
- Under the Grim Weight of an Implacable Iron Toe Ring
- Under the Salubrious Influence of a Most Potent Boning Tea
- Flushed as Red as Lingonberries and Longing for a Redo
- Concerned About Hairy Palms and Sadly Lacking Eyeliner
- In a Very Pretty Place Where Foreshadowing Intimates Trouble
- Wrapped Warmly and Perhaps Too Tightly in the Arms of Unwanted Hospitality
- Athwart a Company of Tendentious Trolls and Halflings
- Under the Boastful and Bestial Eye of a Dignified Sylver Ungulate
- Surrounded by Clandestine Wonders and Embroidered Coveralls
- Suffering from a Distinct Lack of Toes on a Gurney on a Train in a Tunnel
- Under Assault by Salty Mermaids
- In a Shop Rife with Suspiciously Familiar Tchotchkes
- Outside the Grimful Walls of Bruding
- In the Steamy Demesne of Dwarvelish Delight
- Surrounded by Phantasmal Apparitions and Dusty Chiffarobes
- Mired in the Viscid Gelatin of the Figgish Fen
- Under the Obfuscated Guise of an Old Acquaintance
- High Above a Caprine Abattoir and Acres of Bad Architecture
- Near a Gourmet Selection of Hotly Contested Muesli
- Amidst a Whirlwind of Blood and Viscera and Beard Hairs
- Besplattered by Blood and Positively Riddled with Boons
- Over a Moist Black Cardigan Lovingly Embroidered with Bats
- Epilogue: Buffeted by Ebullient Winds of Surpassing Kindness.