American housewife : stories /
Meet the women of American Housewife: they wear lipstick, pearls, and sunscreen, even when it's cloudy. They casserole. They pinwheel. They pump the salad spinner like it's a CPR dummy. And then they kill a party crasher, carefully stepping around the body to pull cookies out of the oven....
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| Format: | Book |
| Language: | English |
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New York :
Doubleday,
[2016]
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| Edition: | First edition. |
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Table of Contents:
- What I do all day
- The wainscoting war
- Dumpster diving with the stars
- Southern lady code
- Hello! Welcome to the book club
- The fitter
- How to be a grown-ass lady
- How to be a patron of the arts
- Dead doormen
- Pageant protection
- Take it from cats
- My novel is brought to you by the good people at Tampax.