Because I said so! : the truth behind the myths, tales and warnings every generation passes down to its kids /

"New York Times" bestselling author and all-time "Jeopardy!" champion Ken Jennings delivers a characteristically engaging and surprisingly useful new book, revealing the truth behind all the terrible things our parents used to warn us about.

Bibliographic Details
Main Author: Jennings, Ken, 1974-
Format: Book
Language:English
Published: New York, NY : Scribner, 2012.
Edition:1st Scribner hardcover ed.
Subjects:
Table of Contents:
  • "If you break your leg, don't come running to me!" : (spring and summer)
  • "Put on a sweater, I'm cold!" : (autumn and winter)
  • "Don't make me get the other thermometer!" : (sickness unto barf)
  • "Don't pick at that!" : (bumps and bruises)
  • "Look both ways before you cross the street!" : (grievous bodily harm)
  • "You don't know where that's been!" : (things not to put in your mouth)
  • "You'll eat it and you'll like it!" : (mealtime misinformation)
  • "Finish your milk!" : (and other drinking problems)
  • "I told you to go before we left the house" : (bathroom badgering)
  • "Your face will freeze like that!" : (looks and grooming)
  • "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye!" : (vision and supervision)
  • "Don't let the bedbugs bite!" : (the science of sleep)
  • "This room is a pigsty!" : (kids and other animals)
  • "Quit eating the paste!" : (school days)
  • "Kids these days!" : (technology and modern life)
  • "Well, life isn't fair!" : (the motivational mom)
  • "What if your friends all jumped off a cliff?" : (the awkward age).